When David Leadsom, the Secretary of State for Constitutional, Health and Local Governmental Responsibilities is called to an emergency meeting with the Chief Whip Doctor Jane at her Parliamentary office, he automatically assumes she’s going to congratulate him on his department’s house-building programme. However, Dr.Jane is furious because last night he brought the government into disrepute by his antics at the annual dinner of the senators club (“the most un-PC event of the year” as its MC boasted).
And Dr. Jane the chief whip has an even greater shock in store for David – stepping into view in her office is Miss Gigi: one of the waitresses whom he had his hands all over at the dinner! Oh is he in trouble now!
“Why do you think I have summoned you here today?” asked Dr.Jane. The room fell silent for a brief moment before Mr.Leadsom began to answer the question.
“Well Dr.Jane, it is obviously because of my outstanding contribution to the party and my recent securing of 1 million net additions to the housing stock whilst our government are…”….”I’ll stop you there” interrupted Dr.Jane. “I did not summon you here for a pat on the back or a golden hand shake Mr.Leadsom. I Summoned you here because of your behavior towards this young lady at the Senators Club last night” The room fell silent again. “Well I can explain” Answered the very frigidity Mr.Leadsom.
Dr.Jane was having none of it! And planned to teach all involved a lesson they would never forget.
If David was going to behave like a naughty teenage boy then the ladies had decide to treat him like one. First of all they order him to strip down to his tee shirt, socks and pants. Dr. Jane sat on a chair and ordered David to get over her lap while Miss Gigi held his wrists to keep him in position; Dr Jane spanked his bottom – progressing to pants down. David protested but knew better than to challenge Dr.Jane who had the power to ruin his career for good. As her hand rained down on his bottom he couldn’t help but yelp like a puppy. The two ladies chatted among themselves almost as if he were not there and before long had decided that the only way out of this was if here were to donate a health sum of money to a charity furthest from his heart. A feminist charity fitted the bill perfectly.
Before he knew it he was over Miss Gigi’s knee. She pulled his pants down and gave him a sound spanking. His bottom burned red and each spank stung his flesh deeply causing him to wriggle. “Be still” barked Dr.Jane who held his wrists firmly..
After this thoroughly humiliating spanking Dr. Jane ordered David to bend over the back of a chair, palms placed on the seat, he was told to make a lengthy apology to Miss Gigi whilst Dr.Jane used her strap on his bare behind.
This isn’t enough recompense so the two ladies command Mr.Leadsom to kneel on the settee with one of the ladies sat either side of him. Dr.Jane tells him he must make a donation to a feminist charity and while making up his mind as to the amount, they will help give him some encouragement by punishing him left-and-right. First Dr. Jane strikes his bare bum with a cane, then Miss Gigi whacks the other cheek with a paddle. At first Mr.Leadsom struggles to see their way of thinking but as the two ladies begin to get in to the swing of things he soon see’s the error of his ways and after a few whacks from each side he pledges over £1000. But this figure isn’t nearly enough so the two ladies pursue their target and continue to beat Mr.Leadsom’s rather sore bottom. Eventually after much persuasion from the ladies Mr.Leadsom pledges a appropriate and generous 25k, and from his own pocket I might add.
But, this is not enough for his tormentors for they don’t trust him, he is a politician after all. So they devise to inflict the pièce de résistance. The two ladies tie him up, gag him (including a face mask) and bedeck him with Christmas lights. They then take a few photos posing either side of their victim. So if the Dishonorable Member tires to renege on his promise, these little mementos may surface on the Internet – but in fact, they may just tweet them anyway …